Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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