I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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