Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This is the high leading the old right now
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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