Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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