Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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