Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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