Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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