i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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