You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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