i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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