Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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