party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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