It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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