the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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