So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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