Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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