I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
