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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i already hear my dad disowning me
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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