Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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