did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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