Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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