My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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