I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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