O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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