i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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