I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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