Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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