Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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