Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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