Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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