So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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