You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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