Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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