i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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