that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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