I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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