I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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