Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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