Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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