You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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