I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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