Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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