Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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