Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dick very happy bro
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