I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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