I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think pants incapable of making pants work
my liver is dry heaving
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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