Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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