Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
