Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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