Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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