I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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