i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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