Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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